Elena HelfrechtBlue rivers

Ryan Donato


6 packs arent even that hot what am i gonna do grate cheese on it


in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.

i wanna make this into a personal blog but people from school follow me on here so

The gaping flame-filled crater has been this way since 1971, when Soviet geologists tapped into a cavern of natural gas and decided to burn it off so it wouldn’t poison anyone. They thought it would take a few days. Four decades later, locals refer to this pit as the Door to Hell.

my essay (due tomorrow)

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Hope Gangloff


two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck, via thirstfollower)

i give up on my theme goodnight

  • me: *seductively runs hand through hair*
  • me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*